Total Drama Porn Story: Total Drama Action Chapter 35

Total Drama Porn Story: Total Drama Action Chapter 35

Chapter 35

The Last Adventure

As soon as both teams were ready, the two captains who both had the names of Ed, started to drive through the tunnel.

As Ed drove through, he noticed the two tunnels joined into one.

“Ha ha. It’s like a racing movie. THIS REALLY IS TOTAL DRAMA ACTION!” Ed yelled happily. Ed then noticed that the other driller was getting closer. Ed decided that he might as well get them off his butt.

“Bye guys. I have to make the man slip on the banana.” Ed said seriously. Everyone looked at him confused as he climbed out to the roof of the driller. As Ed got out, he pulled the hairdryer grappling hook from In Like Ed. Ed launched the hook, and flew across the zipline. Unfortunetly, he slammed into the side of the driller.

“Hi Fishies!” Ed greeted happily. Everyone on the Bass watched him climb onto the roof.

“Flapjack, please go up and send Ed back to his driller.” Edd requested. Flapjack happily got up and opened the hatch.

“Adventure!” Flapjack happily cheered. As soon as Flapjack got up, he moved out of the way just in time to miss a antique sword. Flapjack looked to see Ed holding a antique sword. Flapjack pulled out his own sword.

“Captain K’Nuckles gave me this!” Flapjack said giggling. Flapjack swung, and knocked Ed onto the grappling hook line. Ed looked down scardily at the fast moving ground. Ed backed over to his driller’s roof, and suddenly, the two drillers jerked to each other and pushed Ed and Flapjack into each other. Ed and Flapjack then began clashing swords. Everytime it seemed like one would win, they’d clash again. Unknowingly, the two began to fight just on the grappling hook line.

“Hey Flapjack! Want adventure?” Ed asked. Flapjack laughed.

“Adventure!” Flapjack cheered. Ed looked ahead to see the end of the tunnel. Ed suddenly had an idea.

“Okay then. Bye!” Ed farewelled. Ed suddenly cut the gappling line, causing Flapjack to land back on his driller. Then, to add insult to injury, Ed threw the antique sword into the Bass’s driller’s tires, slowing it down extensively. Ed then swung back to the windshield of the Gophers driller.

“Hey guys! Miss me?!” Ed asked happily. Everyne cheered, except obviously the Bass, who had slowed down and basically ran out of steam. Ed jumped back into the Gophers driller, and began piloting it again.

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Meanwhile, right above the cave, Ted and Jenny came tumbling down the crest of the cave, and both slammed through the roofs of their team’s drillers.

“Hi Lucy, I’m home!” Ted greeted. Right as he burst through, Ed crossed the finish line of the race.

“And, the Gophers win!” Chris announced. Edd ran over to see what happened, and Flapjack slowly trailed behind, as he was down because of their defeat.

“Gophers, you win invincibility for this week, while the Killer Bass…..I’ll see you too-night!” Chris announced. Ted grabbed Ed and started hugging him as he told his story of how they won.

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Later that night, the Bass arrived at the bonfire for the second time in a row.

“Hello Killer Bass. Tonight, as you can see, there are only five marshmallows here tonight. There are six of you. Five of you will barely move on, while one of you will leave on the Boat Of Losers, and never came back….ever….” Chris repeated.

“The first marshmallows go to Jenny, Duncan, Mr. Blik, and Zim.” Chris announced. All four walked up with downed faces. Edd looked confused, as he still wasn’t called yet.

“Me? But, what did I do?” Edd whispered to himself.

“Double D, Flapjack. This is the final marshmallow of the night. One of the you will stay here for another week….and the other will be a looserrrr.” Chris said dramatically. Edd began remembering that he was the captain and should’ve ignored Ed. Edd began thinking he was to be eliminated.

Then there was Flapjack, who was busy sweating in anticapation.

“The final marshmallow goes to……” Chris began. Flapjack suddenly threw his hat off.

“Just get it ovr with!” Flapjack yelled impatiently. Chris handed a marshmallow over to Flapjack as Edd sat in shock. As Flapjak laughed, he trid to take a bite of his marshmallow when he felt his teeth shatter. Flapjack felt pain.

“That was just a decoy dude! It’s a new prank our producers made called “The Marshmallow of Failure”. Cool eh? The real marshmallow goes to……Double D!” Chris exclaimed. Flapjack sat in shock, as did Edd, who couldn’t believe his luck. Edd took his marshmallow with his mouth wide open.

“Flappy, that means you…are…OUTTA HERE!” Chris exclaimed. Chef came over and pushed Flapjack onto…

a squishy and blubbery feeling object.

It turned out to be Bubby, who had come to take Flapjack.

“Hi Bubby!” Flapjack said happily.

“Oh hey sugar! You wouldn’t think I would let you ride home on that disgusting thing did you?” Bubby asked. Flapjack shook his head.

“Well, let’s get you home. I don’t want to keep K’Nuckles waiting for you.” Bubby rushed. Captain K’Nuckles then popped out of Bubby’s mouth.

“Hey Flappy! Get in here, we got a party going on!” K’Nuckles said happily. Flapjack cheered and jumped into Bubby’s mouth.

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Later that night, Ted was walking into the cabin, when he noticed Brian sitting in a chair.

“Hey dog, here’s something I just reliezed something, your girlfriend is a blonde. So you’ve got your own rock girlfriend. So next time you decide to insult my girl, just remember that you have a moron for a girlfriend asshole.” Ted cursed calmly. Brian sat for a moment, and then walked outside.

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A few minutes later, Ted found Lindsay sitting doing nothing in particular.

“Hey Lindsay, you don’t believe all that stuff Brian said right?” Ted asked.

“Of course not. I know myself Tyler.” Lindsay responded. Ted felt satisfied, when he realized that she called him Tyler.

“Um, Lindsay, I’m Ted.” Ted said blankly. Lindsay then looked puzzled.

“In that case, where’s Tyler?” Lindsay asked. Ted frowned.

“He was eliminated weeks ago. Besides, you don’t need him anymore when you got Ted.” Ted assured happily. Lindsay still looked confused as Ted sighed happily.

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AN: I honestly ran out of ideas here. I just made some random additions to make this semi-funny.

If you didn’t like this, THEN GET READY FOR AN AWESOME CHAPTER NEXT UPDATE!

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